HAHAHA!!! Thanks for making me laugh...I remember my last convo too (I officially left about a month after the convention)- I didn't have a phone with internet at the time (lucky you) but I was texting my friends the whole time talking about how lame it was- I felt so sneaky, my family thought I was texting other JW friends at the convention sitting across the stadium. I volunteered to watch the contribution box, clean, anything to keep from having to talk to JWs or hear the convention-
CHG